Ode' to Ben

Towin' with Ben by dan
(to the tune of Blowin' in the Wind)

How many roads must he drive his truck down before he can call it a night?
Yes'n' How many people must Ben tow each week before they obey parking signs?
Yes'n' How many times must he hook up the chains before they stop parking in the lanes?
The answer, my friend, is towin with Ben
The answer is towin with Ben.

How many times must a man look down, and see a boot on his car?
Yes'n' How many starts must one man perform before before people get jumper cables?
Yes'n' How many impounds will it take, till some gangsters put a hit out on him?
The answer, my friend, is towin with Ben
The answer is towin with Ben.

How many years can a man tow cars, before he permanently smells of grease?
Yes'n' How many years can some people park before they learn the rules?
Yes'n' How many times can a man turn his head and pretend he didn't tow your car?
The answer, my friend, is towin with Ben
The answer is towin with Ben.